I CAN NOT FUCKING BREATH THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR HANDS DOWN I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS.
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”
It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?